Someone Has Noticed Something Very Odd About Brad Pitt and Now We Can’t Unsee It
As someone who has spent a good amount of time gazing at Brad Pitt over the years, I am shocked to discover that there is something very weird about him that has been staring me in the face this whole time.
Have a look at these pictures of him with his significant others through time, and see if you pick up anything strange.
Got it yet?
Yes, he’s a boyfriend chameleon. Brad Pitt is a man who, when faced with a fashion choice, opts for pretty much whatever his girlfriend or wife is wearing at that moment. From hair styling and colouring …
… to the same coloured clothing and matching tans …
… to scruffy hair paired with jeans and boots.
Oh, you’re wearing a hat, glasses and a jacket tonight? Cool, meet you there.
All black? Gotcha.
Hair parted and flipped from the centre? On it.
Textured and twisty? All over that shiz, Jen.
Tell you what, even though I’ve got your hairstyle covered and dug out my long black jacket, I’ll also match your blank gaze for the paps too. Are we the same height in those shoes?
Oh, you’re wearing your long jacket? Hang on a sec, let me just…
The person who sent this viral, Sarah McGonagall, spotted a news article and posted about it on Twitter, saying that she “saw the article and then looked up “Brad Pitt girlfriend” and saved the first ones that made me cackle like an evil witch.”
I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/OytJQD5rli
— Sarah McGonagall (@sarahmcgbeauty) July 26, 2018
This is eye-opening, to say the very least!
Did you notice this before? Why does he do this? Is he even aware that he is styling himself as fashion twinsies with his girlfriends? What are we meant to do with this information now? So many questions, so few answers.
Thank you for your time.
Source: Twitter/Sarah McGonagall