People Are Sharing All the Funny and Relatable #SignsYouAreSingle on Twitter and It’s Pure Gold!
People Are Sharing All the Funny and Relatable #SignsYouAreSingle on Twitter and It’s Pure Gold!
It may be the time of year when we are all inundated with hearts and flowers and romantic Valentine’s Day guff, but some of us are happily single and couldn’t care less about the sentimental jewellery adverts or incessant love songs floating about.
In fact, a new hashtag is trending on Twitter — #SignsYouAreSingle — and it is a celebration of all the funny and relatable things people unburdened by a significant other share.
Which one of these is the most relatable to you?
1.
It takes 2 weeks for your dishwasher to be full.
— puzzler (@c_puzzler) February 11, 2019
2.
You sleep like this #SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/2gHkXkOIgj
— Kimmy Baby (@KimmyAlthea) February 11, 2019
3.
#SignsYouAreSingle you fart, anytime and anywhere with no blow back
— grosby (@grosby81) February 11, 2019
4.
#SignsYouAreSingle
You finished Netflix— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) February 11, 2019
5.
You find things where you left them. #SignsYouAreSingle
— Ratchet Attachment Disorder (@Rachels_Ratchet) February 11, 2019
6.
You love Valentine’s Day because it means chocolate will be on sale the next day #SignsYouAreSingle
— Victoria Veruca Salt (@trumpanzeetamer) February 11, 2019
7.
#SignsYouAreSingle you don’t bother clearing your browsing history
— Kenneth Reading (@KennethReading) February 11, 2019
8.
You ask Siri for directions home so you have someone to talk to. #SignsYouAreSingle
— CK (@charley_ck14) February 11, 2019
9.
#SignsYouAreSingle the jehovah witnesses just want to be on their way but you won’t stop talking pic.twitter.com/DmQo8MqSEa
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) February 11, 2019
10.
#SignsYouAreSingle I’m on your phone.
— Tinder (@Tinder) February 12, 2019
11.
At the grocery store, you buy only one banana at a time. #SignsYouAreSingle pic.twitter.com/iDBm9ZdJte
— Jen (@JenTusch) February 11, 2019
12.
#SignsYouAreSingle your porn folder is named “porn”
— Jason Klingensmith (@klinger2069) February 11, 2019
13.
#SignsYouAreSingle you shave only the parts of your legs that show to the public
— Laura W (@lwolfekb) February 11, 2019
14.
The toilet seat is always the way you left it.#SignsYouAreSingle
— Jan With a Plan ??✌❤ (@JanGilson) February 11, 2019
15.
You cover your wine glass with a chocolate wrapper to keep out the cat hair. ???#SignsYouAreSingle @KattFunny
— CK (@charley_ck14) February 11, 2019
16.
The box of condoms in your drawer has expired. ?#SignsYouAreSingle
— ??♀️Marie??♀️ (@spn_enthusiast) February 11, 2019
17.
The passenger seat in your car serves as a desk #SignsYouAreSingle
— Luke, Deft ? (@LukeWheeler01) February 11, 2019
18.
#SignsYouAreSingle you do whatever want without answering to anyone
— Heyoka Muse (@HeyokaMuse) February 11, 2019
19.
#SignsYouAreSingle
Shopping cart has cat food and ice cream— L?X (@LoxRedFox) February 11, 2019
20.
#SignsYouAreSingle You live life on your terms…and you don’t apologize. ? pic.twitter.com/HXfvy1bjqr
— Mandy Hale (@TheSingleWoman) February 12, 2019
Source: Twitter/#SignsYouAreSingle
Jill Slater
Jill is a busy wife and mother of four young children. She loves nothing more than making people giggle, and loves to settle in with a glass of wine (or four) and wander about the internet. Feel free to follow her to see all the cool stuff she finds!
