Dromedary Digit Disorder (aka Camel Toe!)
By now girls, I am sure you have all figured out that I love a good invention. I particularly love a ridiculously hilarious invention, almost as much as I love a hilariously ridiculous invention, such as cleavage pillows, and package enhancing or fart filtering underwear for men.
That’s right…what the?
So imagine my pure delight this evening when I innocently stumbled upon the Cuchini.
You are right of course, it isn’t a new invention, but it is the first time I have stumbled upon it.
The cuchini is heralded as the solution to every yoga-practicing-legging-wearing woman’s worst nightmare – with this lightweight reusable pad – you can kiss goodbye to all your camel toe woes!
Fear not the frontal wedgie – the Cuchini is here!
And at only $16.95 I am sure you will agree that they are an absolutely steal if you feel so inclined to hide the fact from the world that you have a vagina.
Now I do not profess to be an expert in the area of dromedarian digit disorder (yes, I just made that up, but I am sure it is, or should be, the correct terminology) but obviously only a dim-wit would substitute a $16.95 cuchini with a far-less expensive panty liner to achieve the same result. After all, panty liners are white…and cuchinis come in nude or pink!
Forget Tupperware parties…I’m gonna start me some cuchini party plan action. Are you in? We just need a slogan. Any suggestions?
Jolene
Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.
