300 Alternative Words For Breasts

Most of us are aware that men (not all of them but a large majority) love breasts, so it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that over the years they have come up with alternative nicknames for them. But can you believe we have managed to compile a whopping list of 300 names!

How many can you think of off the top of your head before you start reading? 5, maybe 10?

Well, prepare to be amazed/laugh hysterically/be grossed out and everything in between!

300 Alternative Words for Breasts

  1. Airbags
  2. Areola Alps
  3. Aroogas
  4. Babylons
  5. Bazookas
  6. Bazooms
  7. Beacons
  8. Beanbags
  9. Bebops
  10. Betty Boops,
  11. Bewbs
  12. Big Boppers
  13. Bikini Stuffers
  14. Billibongs
  15. Biological thermometer mounts
  16. Bitties
  17. Blinkers
  18. Blouse Bunnies
  19. Blouse Clowns
  20. Blubber Nuggets
  21. Bombers
  22. Bombshells
  23. Bon Bons
  24. Bongos
  25. Bonkers
  26. Boobers
  27. Boobies
  28. Boobs
  29. Boops
  30. Bops
  31. Bosoms
  32. Boulders
  33. Bouncers
  34. Bra Buddies
  35. Bra Stuffers
  36. Breasts
  37. Breasticles
  38. Bronskis
  39. Bubbas
  40. Bubbies
  41. Buds
  42. Bulbs
  43. Bulges
  44. Bullets
  45. Bumpers
  46. Bumps
  47. Bust
  48. Busters
  49. Busties
  50. Butterballs
  51. Buttons
  52. Caboodles
  53. Cans
  54. Cams
  55. Cannon Balls
  56. Cantaloupes
  57. Carumbas
  58. CFU’s (Child feeding units)
  59. Cha-chas
  60. Charlies
  61. Chest butts
  62. Chesticles
  63. Chestnuts
  64. Chi-Chi’s
  65. Chihuahuas,
  66. Chimichongas
  67. Chiquitas
  68. Coconuts
  69. Congas
  70. Corkers
  71. Cowajungas
  72. Cream Pies
  73. Cuhuangas
  74. Cupcakes
  75. Dairy Pillows
  76. Devils Dumplings
  77. Dingers
  78. Dinghies
  79. Dingos
  80. Dirigibles
  81. Doorknobs
  82. Doozies
  83. Double-Whammies
  84. Dueling Banjos
  85. Dumplings
  86. Dunes
  87. Ear Muffs
  88. Eclairs
  89. Eggplants
  90. Enchiladas
  91. Flapjacks
  92. Flappers
  93. Flesh Bulbs
  94. Fog Lights
  95. Fried Eggs
  96. Fun Bags
  97. Gagas
  98. Garbos
  99. Gazingas
  100. Gazongas
  101. Glands
  102. Globes
  103. Globlets
  104. Gob Stoppers
  105. Gongas
  106. Goombas
  107. Grapefruits
  108. Grillwork
  109. Guavas
  110. Gum Drops
  111. Hand Warmers
  112. Handsets
  113. Head Lamps
  114. Headers
  115. Headlights
  116. Headphones
  117. Headsets
  118. Hefties
  119. Heifers
  120. Hemispheres
  121. Highbeams
  122. Hills
  123. Hindenburgs
  124. Honeydews
  125. Honkers
  126. Hood-Ornaments
  127. Hoohas
  128. Hooters
  129. Hot Cakes
  130. Hottentots
  131. Howitzers
  132. Hubcaps
  133. Huffies
  134. Humdingers
  135. Hush Puppies
  136. Jahoobies
  137. Jawbreakers
  138. Jemimas
  139. Jibs
  140. Jiggly Puffs
  141. Jobbers
  142. Jugs
  143. Jubblies
  144. Jukes
  145. Julius Squeezers
  146. Jumbos
  147. Kabukis
  148. Kalamazoos
  149. Kazongas
  150. Kazoos
  151. Knobbers
  152. Knockers
  153. Kongas
  154. Kumquats
  155. Lactoids
  156. Lady Lumps
  157. Lip Fodder
  158. LLamas
  159. Loaves
  160. LobLollies
  161. Love Mellons
  162. Love Muffins
  163. LuLus
  164. Macaroons
  165. Mammaries
  166. Mammies
  167. Mams
  168. Mangos
  169. Marangos
  170. Maraschinos
  171. Marimbas
  172. Mau Maus
  173. Mausers
  174. Meat Loaves
  175. Meatballs
  176. Melons
  177. Milk Cans
  178. Milk Fountains
  179. Milk Pillows
  180. Milk Shakes
  181. Mumbos
  182. Molehills
  183. Mommas
  184. Mondos
  185. Montain Peaks
  186. Montezumas
  187. Moo Moos
  188. Mother Lodes
  189. Mounds
  190. Muchachas
  191. Muffins
  192. Mulligans
  193. Mushmellons
  194. Nancies
  195. Nectarines
  196. Niblets
  197. Nibs
  198. Nippers
  199. Nippies
  200. Nippleoons
  201. Nippleos
  202. Nippopotamus
  203. Nips
  204. Nodes
  205. Nodules
  206. Noogies
  207. Norks
  208. Nose Cones
  209. Oboes
  210. Oompas
  211. Orbs Apples
  212. Ottomans Balboas
  213. Padding Balloons
  214. Pagodas Bangers
  215. Pair Bangles
  216. Palookas Bassoons
  217. Peaches
  218. Peaks
  219. Pears
  220. Pects
  221. Peepers
  222. Pillows
  223. Pips
  224. Plums
  225. Pointer-Sisters
  226. Points
  227. Pokers
  228. Polygons
  229. Pompoms
  230. Pontoons
  231. Potatoes
  232. Pumpkins
  233. Rack
  234. Rangoons
  235. Rib Cushions
  236. Sandbags
  237. Satellites
  238. Scones
  239. Scoops
  240. Set
  241. Shakers
  242. Shebas
  243. Shermans
  244. Shimmies
  245. Shirt Potatoes
  246. Silos
  247. Skin Sacks
  248. Skooners
  249. Smoothies
  250. Snuggle Pups
  251. Spark Plugs
  252. Specials
  253. Spheres
  254. Spongecakes
  255. Spuds
  256. Stacks
  257. Stuffing Casabas
  258. Sugar Plums
  259. Super Mamio Sisters
  260. Swag Bags
  261. Sweater Meat
  262. Sweater Puffs
  263. Sweater Muffins
  264. Sweet Rolls
  265. Tahitis
  266. Tamales
  267. Tartugas
  268. Tatas
  269. Tatas Majores
  270. Tattlers
  271. Teats
  272. Tetons
  273. Thangs
  274. The Girls
  275. The Twins
  276. Thingumajigs
  277. Tidbits
  278. Titbits
  279. Tits
  280. Titters Domes
  281. Titties Doodads
  282. Tom-Toms
  283. Tomatoes
  284. Top Bollocks
  285. Torpedoes
  286. Tortillas
  287. Totos Dug
  288. Twangers
  289. Tweakers
  290. Tweeters
  291. Twin Peaks
  292. Twofers
  293. Tympanies
  294. U-Boats
  295. Umlauts
  296. Wahwahs
  297. Whoppers
  298. Zeppelins
  299. Zingers
  300. Zoomers

Did you know that in the time it took you to read this article you could have checked your breast? And you thought you didn’t have time, right?

lump breast check

If you aren’t sure how, you can read our simple three step guide to checking the health of your breasts here.

Now…share this with the women you love to remind them that it’s about time they checked their Lady Lumps too!

 

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