20 Hilarious Tweets From Parents That Are Way Too Relatable

It helps to know that other parents are going through the exact same crap that you are dealing with in your own family. These hilarious tweets prove that none of us have our shit together when it comes to parenting and that the antics of children will always provide a bit of comic relief no matter how frustrating looking after them can be.

1.

All I want for Mother’s Day is to no longer have the soundtrack to “moana” playing on repeat in my head

— Emily Peck (@EmilyRPeck) May 8, 2017

2.

10yo: I came up with a trick for multiplying any number by 999 in my head.

Also 10yo: Folding towels is haaaaaard!

— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) May 8, 2017

3.

Tell me what you want
what you really really want
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna really really really want you to finish your damn homework

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) March 8, 2017

4.

Me: Did you have a good day at school?

6-year-old: That’s not how school works.

— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2017

5.

4-year-old: “Mommy, I accidentally flushed the potty over and over and the pee-pee water flowed everywhere, so I ran away.”

Happy Monday!

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) March 6, 2017

6.

Have a second child, so you can do things different this time around and still manage to do everything wrong.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 8, 2017

7.

If you’re not sure about having kids, have someone say “Mom!” 100 times before 7am & see if it’s right for you.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 8, 2017

8.

Get married and have kids so that you can be woken up at 4:56 am on a Saturday by someone asking what the opposite of “J” is.

— Ash (@adult_mom) March 4, 2017

9.

It’s like kids can just smell us relaxing.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) May 9, 2017

10.

Took the 4 year old to the playground; we stayed for 45 minutes & 1,253 “Yes, I’m watching!”s long.

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) May 10, 2017

11.

If anyone has a solid 3 hours on their hands, my 6 year old has a story about Pikachu he’ll tell to anyone who is willing to listen.

— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 7, 2017

12.

I love doing crafts with my kids!

Theoretically

— TheBabyLady (@thebabylady7) May 8, 2017

13.

Hi. I’m Dad. You may know me from “Because I Said So!,” “Turn Off The Light/Shut The Door!” and the classic “Only Daddy Can Use That Word!”

— Own Your Meh (@TheAlexNevil) May 10, 2017

14.

Being a parent is just basically walking around the house saying, “Clean up this mess!” until everyone is crying.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) March 5, 2017

15.

6yo: “When my play date gets here you and her mom can just go do ‘Mom Things’ like drink wine and talk about Girl Scout cookies, ok?”

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) March 4, 2017

16.

5y.o: “I’m starving! Can I have a snack?”
Me: “Dinner’s almost ready.”
5: “What’s dinner?”
Me: “Meatloaf.”
5: “Ew! I’m not hungry.”

— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) March 7, 2017

17.

Just watched my 7yo crumble up bacon and put it in his cereal, and now he’s my new life coach

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) March 7, 2017

18.

Parenting: Spent the weekend trying not to burst a blood vessel over my kids’ behavior then got emotional and teary just watching them sleep

— Fowl Language Comics (@fowlcomics) March 6, 2017

19.

I’ve reached the stage of parenting where my kids are rebuilding our home out of play-doh and I don’t even care because they’re being quiet.

— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) March 8, 2017

20.

Save time on laundry by wearing the same outfit over&over until your kid wipes his boogery face on your shirt oh god how is this my life now

— Myrrh (@ixix82) March 9, 2017

Parenthood, where you didn’t realise you could ruin someone’s life by asking them to put pants on!