300 Alternative Words For Breasts
Most of us are aware that men (not all of them but a large majority) love breasts, so it shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that over the years they have come up with alternative nicknames for them. But can you believe we have managed to compile a whopping list of 300 names!
How many can you think of off the top of your head before you start reading? 5, maybe 10?
Well, prepare to be amazed/laugh hysterically/be grossed out and everything in between!
300 Alternative Words for Breasts
- Airbags
- Areola Alps
- Aroogas
- Babylons
- Bazookas
- Bazooms
- Beacons
- Beanbags
- Bebops
- Betty Boops,
- Bewbs
- Big Boppers
- Bikini Stuffers
- Billibongs
- Biological thermometer mounts
- Bitties
- Blinkers
- Blouse Bunnies
- Blouse Clowns
- Blubber Nuggets
- Bombers
- Bombshells
- Bon Bons
- Bongos
- Bonkers
- Boobers
- Boobies
- Boobs
- Boops
- Bops
- Bosoms
- Boulders
- Bouncers
- Bra Buddies
- Bra Stuffers
- Breasts
- Breasticles
- Bronskis
- Bubbas
- Bubbies
- Buds
- Bulbs
- Bulges
- Bullets
- Bumpers
- Bumps
- Bust
- Busters
- Busties
- Butterballs
- Buttons
- Caboodles
- Cans
- Cams
- Cannon Balls
- Cantaloupes
- Carumbas
- CFU’s (Child feeding units)
- Cha-chas
- Charlies
- Chest butts
- Chesticles
- Chestnuts
- Chi-Chi’s
- Chihuahuas,
- Chimichongas
- Chiquitas
- Coconuts
- Congas
- Corkers
- Cowajungas
- Cream Pies
- Cuhuangas
- Cupcakes
- Dairy Pillows
- Devils Dumplings
- Dingers
- Dinghies
- Dingos
- Dirigibles
- Doorknobs
- Doozies
- Double-Whammies
- Dueling Banjos
- Dumplings
- Dunes
- Ear Muffs
- Eclairs
- Eggplants
- Enchiladas
- Flapjacks
- Flappers
- Flesh Bulbs
- Fog Lights
- Fried Eggs
- Fun Bags
- Gagas
- Garbos
- Gazingas
- Gazongas
- Glands
- Globes
- Globlets
- Gob Stoppers
- Gongas
- Goombas
- Grapefruits
- Grillwork
- Guavas
- Gum Drops
- Hand Warmers
- Handsets
- Head Lamps
- Headers
- Headlights
- Headphones
- Headsets
- Hefties
- Heifers
- Hemispheres
- Highbeams
- Hills
- Hindenburgs
- Honeydews
- Honkers
- Hood-Ornaments
- Hoohas
- Hooters
- Hot Cakes
- Hottentots
- Howitzers
- Hubcaps
- Huffies
- Humdingers
- Hush Puppies
- Jahoobies
- Jawbreakers
- Jemimas
- Jibs
- Jiggly Puffs
- Jobbers
- Jugs
- Jubblies
- Jukes
- Julius Squeezers
- Jumbos
- Kabukis
- Kalamazoos
- Kazongas
- Kazoos
- Knobbers
- Knockers
- Kongas
- Kumquats
- Lactoids
- Lady Lumps
- Lip Fodder
- LLamas
- Loaves
- LobLollies
- Love Mellons
- Love Muffins
- LuLus
- Macaroons
- Mammaries
- Mammies
- Mams
- Mangos
- Marangos
- Maraschinos
- Marimbas
- Mau Maus
- Mausers
- Meat Loaves
- Meatballs
- Melons
- Milk Cans
- Milk Fountains
- Milk Pillows
- Milk Shakes
- Mumbos
- Molehills
- Mommas
- Mondos
- Montain Peaks
- Montezumas
- Moo Moos
- Mother Lodes
- Mounds
- Muchachas
- Muffins
- Mulligans
- Mushmellons
- Nancies
- Nectarines
- Niblets
- Nibs
- Nippers
- Nippies
- Nippleoons
- Nippleos
- Nippopotamus
- Nips
- Nodes
- Nodules
- Noogies
- Norks
- Nose Cones
- Oboes
- Oompas
- Orbs Apples
- Ottomans Balboas
- Padding Balloons
- Pagodas Bangers
- Pair Bangles
- Palookas Bassoons
- Peaches
- Peaks
- Pears
- Pects
- Peepers
- Pillows
- Pips
- Plums
- Pointer-Sisters
- Points
- Pokers
- Polygons
- Pompoms
- Pontoons
- Potatoes
- Pumpkins
- Rack
- Rangoons
- Rib Cushions
- Sandbags
- Satellites
- Scones
- Scoops
- Set
- Shakers
- Shebas
- Shermans
- Shimmies
- Shirt Potatoes
- Silos
- Skin Sacks
- Skooners
- Smoothies
- Snuggle Pups
- Spark Plugs
- Specials
- Spheres
- Spongecakes
- Spuds
- Stacks
- Stuffing Casabas
- Sugar Plums
- Super Mamio Sisters
- Swag Bags
- Sweater Meat
- Sweater Puffs
- Sweater Muffins
- Sweet Rolls
- Tahitis
- Tamales
- Tartugas
- Tatas
- Tatas Majores
- Tattlers
- Teats
- Tetons
- Thangs
- The Girls
- The Twins
- Thingumajigs
- Tidbits
- Titbits
- Tits
- Titters Domes
- Titties Doodads
- Tom-Toms
- Tomatoes
- Top Bollocks
- Torpedoes
- Tortillas
- Totos Dug
- Twangers
- Tweakers
- Tweeters
- Twin Peaks
- Twofers
- Tympanies
- U-Boats
- Umlauts
- Wahwahs
- Whoppers
- Zeppelins
- Zingers
- Zoomers
Did you know that in the time it took you to read this article you could have checked your breast? And you thought you didn’t have time, right?
If you aren’t sure how, you can read our simple three step guide to checking the health of your breasts here.
Now…share this with the women you love to remind them that it’s about time they checked their Lady Lumps too!
Jolene
Jolene enjoys writing, sharing and connecting with other like-minded women online – it also gives her the perfect excuse to ignore Mount-Washmore until it threatens to bury her family in an avalanche of Skylander T-shirts and Frozen Pyjama pants. (No one ever knows where the matching top is!) Likes: Reading, cooking, sketching, dancing (preferably with a Sav Blanc in one hand), social media, and sitting down on a toilet seat that one of her children hasn’t dripped, splashed or sprayed on. Dislikes: Writing pretentious crap about herself in online bio’s and refereeing arguments amongst her offspring.
I would like to add
Bolt On’s
Baby Feeders
Face Warmers
MRE’s
WMD’s
Fenders
Jaw Droppers
Man Toys
Front End Job
Front End Rebuild
Sales Display
Trade Show Displays
Christmas Gifts
Main Attractions
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I, a man of culture, would love to ask you to add the following:
-Chesties
As an executive titty rater, I feel these names are below par due to the immense lack of originality! The audacity to call a booble a Zinger or a Whopper- cheapening God’s gift of pillowy heaven to be mere fast food! I am outraged and offended. Change your ways soon or face my wrath.
Love from,
Greggy the professional motorboater and getter of women
Dearest Greggy the professional motorboater and gettor of women,
You are maidenless. You shall not speak about this subject. I, however I can since I get all of the women, more so than you. You have a ugly and wrinkled brain whilst mine is both smooth and shiny. Fight me.
Cold regards,
Chad <3 aka gregsmithsimpxx
Cowajungas-Mikey from TMNT
I would like to add to the list, ” flat tires” when I was younger, I was called that for many years.
In addition to the above
Balloons
Inflatables
Beachballs
Jahoobies
Dearest Greggy the professional motorboater and gettor of women,
You are maidenless. You shall not speak about this subject. I, however I can since I get all of the women, more so than you. You have a ugly and wrinkled brain whilst mine is both smooth and shiny. Fight me.
Cold regards,
Chad <3 aka gregsmithsimpxx
Dear Chad the women getter, I am a woman myself and I have the privilege of saying that no Chad shall swoop me off my feet. As a woman, my child feeding units shall not accept such slander from a smooth brain such as yourself, CHAD. Now take your imaginary maidens and their flat chesticles else where. You are no longer a welcome ally. Good day. ???
Dear Ms DefenderOfFeminimimim, as a fellow women myself i must concur with stated fact reguarding Chads inability to steal our hearts, but i must correct that is not due to a smooth thinker. The fact of the matter is that Chad cannot steal a womans heart for i have already stolen them all. All the women are mine now, i am making an army, you are invited. Bountiful boobers will reign, with your help we can start the revolution and booby empire can rise from the rubble.
Hope to see you there
Kindest regards,
skoober the leader of Boob York
“Set”
boobies
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