FFS: I Do Not Want to Wear a Vagina Around My Neck
I have a pretty liberal sense of humour when it comes to genitals. For example, this is the cake I made for my daughter when she graduated university (she is a midwife, that’s probably an important point to add).
And, this little beauty hangs in our bar (bottle opener in case it’s not immediately clear):
Finally a little progress in the studio 🙌 a sneak peak of some of the galaxy puss girls I’ll have available tomorrow ✨🌸✨ I have had an overwhelming response with these and so many gorgeous messages and enquiries I thank you all very much! I’m onto it and have a bunch in the works including the rainbows too! #galaxypuss#pendants#yonipendants#necklace#yoninecklace#yoniverse#galaxyyoni#yoni#yoniart#jewelry #magic#sparkles#goddess#galaxy#universe#magic#crystalclit#moonstone#rosequartz#goodvibes #mystical#magical#lightworker#loveandlight
These necklaces (complete with a clitoris crystal) are available for sale on Emily Mystical’s Etsy store but don’t rush out to buy one just yet because wait for it…demand is SO HIGH she has temporarily had to close down.
Emily started the creations last year – check out her Instagram feed here. One follower wrote: “Sorry, I’m not making fun of you, but looks like a vagina? Maybe fix up, or not.” She responded with: “It is a vagina”.
The vaginas come complete with seeing eyes. Well, of course they do. Thankfully they are not Scratch ‘n Sniff.
Is this empowerment or absolutely ridiculous? I’m in the latter category but given the thousands of likes she’s received for her creations and the back-order I guess I’m not in the majority.
Will their be competitions for the most glittery? My vagina is prettier than yours?
What’s next? Dicks on a chain for men? That would NEVER work because they would all want one 3 feet long weighing 2 kilos because hey, mine’s bigger than yours.
✨SOLD✨I have a few vagEYEna pendants to be listed in the sale section of the store or feel free to message me ✨👁✨ these have very slight imperfections like the wonky eye in the one on the right and I’m not happy with the colours of the left 💚 I also have some galaxy yonis which I forgot to put holes into to be pendants! I will list these in the store this afternoon at a reduced price if not claimed sooner ✨ #yonipendant#yoni#galaxyyoni#yoniverse #vageyena#alieneye#pendants#crystalclit#rosequartz#feminineart#galaxy#portal#magicportal#handmade#mystical#magical#goodvibes#lightworker#loveandlight
What do you think? Would you wear one?